that jon see wrote for us after OTC!
its really amazing!
for those who had deleted this email
OR misplace this email
OR cant seem to find this email
OR forgot about this
OR is curious to look at this..
HERE U GO!!
(*i've added pics to make this award ceremony more visual!*)
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Hi all,
Jon See here.
This is a shout out to all who has accompanied me in accomplishing our various stations, namely
Jon Siew,
Abby,
Stephanie,
Joyce,
Tom
and PeePeePee,
it was a pleasure working with you and i hope this opportunity extends itself!
THe next thing on the agenda is our 'PROGRAM AWARDS CEREMONY'
Last year saw our inaugaral award ceremony, with
Lemao sweeping the podiums with 3 dazzling awards, including most loveable programmer award.
This award ceremony is to make up for the lack of interest the Main Com has paid to give PROGRAM Com recognition and appreciation for our many contributions to the camp.
Let the ceremony begin...
Welcome welcome welcome!
My name is Jono and as usual i'm your host for tonight. We promise you everyone will receive an award somehow or another, but who will come out tops with the Most Impressive Programmer Award? Stay tuned to find out! (Black Eyed Peas - My Humps plays)
Please note that this award ceremony is internal, explicit and taken in good humor. No ribs, throats, hearts, nor chickens were hurt in this production.
Our first award for tonight will be the 'Coolest Chick' award. And the award goes to... ... ...
Xiu Hui!
Wow what a knock out! The reason of her receiving this award is to recognize that she does not whine excessively, take ages in the toilet, look well made up all the time and most of all, her swashbuckling way of shouting at people to tell instructions as a Mic I/C. Xui Hui some words please... (crowd yells "Ah Hui, oh Ah Hui, can you don't slouch?")
Xiu Hui: Hee... Thanks ah, i really didnt expect this la, put, aiya, it's good it's good, milo on the house tonight! (crowd roars)
Yes it seems even though the world MAY be running out of milo, there is no need to fear, and there is more reason for us to stay at ease with the next award. Who will this year's 'Most Blur' award go to? Will it be swept away by last year's runner-up Lemao? Or will it be someone else? Coming up right after the break...
(Kyle Lim talks about 24hr Marathon... blah blah blah...)
Welcome back to the show! We apologize for the boring commercial break but it is inevitable. Before the break we told you about the 'Most Blur' award! And the winner is... ... ...
i have a feeling you may see this coming, it goes to none other than ABIGAIL!!!
Indeed the petite girl is the hot favorite for this award and has proven to Sahf that he made a intelligent decision in picking a character to provide comic relief to the stressful job environment. A few words from you Abby? (crowd roars)
Abby: (Looks blur) Yay! i won i won! I'm so happy! Anyway right i brought my joke book along so later when we have nothing better to do i read for you all ok! yay! so exciting la! (skips off stage, crowd roars)
Unfortunately Lemao missed the award this time as she seems to have lost her knack of lost of concentration, not closing her mouth during group meetings, saying totally no link issues and asking obvous questions. Abby is the worthy heir of this highly coveted throne.
So moving on to our next award; the 'Body Beautiful' award! This is a newly introduced award because in the past Program Comm hasnt had as many people with hot bods as this time!
So the awards goes to... ... will it be..
voluptuous Stephanie?
Will it be darkhorse Maclean Dawson?
Find out, after the break!
(That old guy talks about flag day for a long while, crowd drools while they're nodding off)
Welcome back from another unbearably unbearable commercial break. And without anymore delay, the 'Body Beautiful' award goes to..
Tom Seah! (crowd roars and does wolf whistles)
Dont be fooled by his small stature, this young man will make you drool more than the last commercial more just by ripping off his tee to reveal his rippling muscles! A few words from you Tom?
Tom: (runs on stage and pulls up sleeves to reveal muscles. crowd roars, several panties thrown on stage) Hi, ya thank you for the award, i'll continue to not do any exercise and still have rippling muscles and after checking out my muscles, do raise your eyes to check out my Oakley specs which changes tint to adapt to the light. Thank you. (crowd roars)
Next up is a continuation of last year's award, most 'Guay Lan' award!
Last year's winner was Wei Sheng, will he continue to hold his throne? or will up and rising indian star Boss oust him out? Well now... ... ... the award goes to... (sections of the crowd cheers for Wei Sheng in chinese, a darker section of the crowd cheers for Boss really loudly)
BOSS!!! (crowd roars) Please Boss, say a few wor...
Boss: (snaps) Come gimme the mic. From now on you listen to me. I want all of you to know i'm here to take over the place of someone you deem as your leader... ... (another dark figure from behind runs in and slaps Boss' ass. Reports says he was wearing a Billabong cap and a donned a pair of colourful toe socks)
Thank you security. Well that's about enough time we have for today in presenting the awards, the rest will just be flashed at one shot to save time and so we can sleep earlier. We thank you for your time, without you the show wouldnt have been such a success, and without you the show would suck cos' Log Comm will end up doing the programmes. (Imagine Ah Fat at Jamiyah Home station. Ah Fat: Ok welcome to the station, I'm Ah Fat, today our game very simple ah, in front of you got last night's dinner, yesterday's lunch, tomato sauce, mayonnaise..." yea you get the idea)
And for the rest of the awards:
Empty Vessel Award:
1st Christopher 'Shep' Shepherdson,
2nd Glenn Sandhu
Loud Hailer Award:
1st Stephanie Tan,
2nd Tan 'Sook' Chin
Most Huggable Award:
1st Dorairaj 'Raj' s/o Elango,
2nd Maclean Dawson
Most Crappy Award:
1st Tan Tie Wei 'Greg',
2nd Christopher 'Shep' Shepherdson
Most Stoner Award:
1st Goh Boon Leng Mark,
2nd Ng Wei Sheng
Exotic Beauty Award:
1st Parkapan Mekha-Aphirak,
2nd Maclean Dawson
Exotic Diet Award:
1st Ang Lay Yian,
2nd Boss (who thinks veg is bad for your health)
Shy Award:
Tie - Tan Yi Xuan Jeslyn,
Tie - Elene Liew,
Tie - Siew Jun Howe Johnathan
Most Scandalous Award:
1st Shep + Gayna,
2nd Mac, Raj & Greg + Their club room
Most Frequently Fallen Ill Award:
1st Quek Mei Li,
2nd Zulkarnain
Most Beautiful Hair Award:
1st Fish,
2nd Wong Wan May Gayna
Need-to-be-more-prominent Award:
1st Melissa Lai Xuewei,
2nd Chong Yin San,
3rd Kenneth Goh
Singapore Skin Centre Ambassador:
Lim Lee Chen Faith
The award ceremony would also like to acknowleged the contributions of
food I/C Zul
and the 3 Walkie I/Cs.
Most importantly, it's time to hand out our most pretigious award of all... ... ... 'The Most Impressive Programmer Award'!
The winner of this award will stand a chance to rock the socks off freshies come April 2006 and also stand a chance to go into the 'History of the TPSU Camp Supremes', which includes names like Khai, Iskandar and Sahfarhi.
The award given is only a representation, because without the people around this very person, his existence would have been unnecessary. The winner is ... ... ...
GLENN SANDHU!!! (crowd roars! Spydra comes out with another stupid cheer: 'Nose long long, eyes big big, Big blong blong, chicks like it. Not chinese, not malay, not indian, wah lao eh! (Timothy stands in front of the empire trying to conduct a seemingly lyrically inaudible cheer)
Let's invite Sahfarhi to hand him his award, and also give him a encouragement speech.
Sahf: Glenn, i can say that i am QUITE happy, like i said you have potential, and, let me tell you an analogy to illustrate my meaning...
(Glenn smiles and walks away happy while making cow grazing noise)
Well that's all the time we have for you tonight folks! For more of Program Com Award Ceremony, stay tuned to Channel 4 (on your walkies) !
Happy New Year
Godspeed
Sincerely,
Jono.